Honeytrap are a four piece band. 50% of Honeytrap share the biblical name of Daniel. Brother Matthew and Brother Samuel make up the remaining 50%. They are more than the sum of their parts. They have a 37 point plan. They believe:

1. MSN can be detrimental to sexual relationships

2. They will save peoples souls

3. They will be forced to become rentboys to pay for their debut album

4. No one will rent them

5. Love will always win

6. A band is more than one person

7. Milkshake and honey is a recipe for success

8. Danish pastries can be used as a fashion accoutrement

9. No one, apart from their loved ones, can touch them right now

10. They should be huge

11. You can't go wrong with a catchy melody, stern words and some sticky spunk

12. A show is more than a lecture

13. A smile is not sarcastic

14. A revolution does not have to be loud

15. A guitar is not a penis

16. Girls love them

17. Boys love them

18. A song is an antidote, not a letter of complaint

19. You can sound like a book

20. You can sound like a movie

21. Hollywood is an ideal

22. The best songs come from a clean heart and a dirty mind

23. There are way more than seven wonders

24. Silence is a song

25. They will not die before a silver screen

26. They should record what people say in their sleep

27. Twists and turns should come natural on a long road

28. You have to love listening

29. To compliment is not to respect

30. Anger needs to be turned round

31. It’s OK to be British

32. Forwards is best

33. The Internet saved our souls

34. The future is in the future

35. People should think

36. 36 is a magic number

37. They are not to be believed

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